❀ - [Video] - 第一

Hello? Hellooooo? [ A female voice, cute and curious and just a little bit shaky. Or maybe it's the video that's shaking? But in any case, there's an Asian girl smiling at you in the screen. Or is that frowning at the screen? Who knows? ] Let's see, how does this thing work, the keyboard is here... [ the device - a pink one, unsurprisingly, not that you can see that in the screen - beeps as she fiddles with the settings, muttering to herself ] I wonder if I can change the ringtone to Jay Chou. And none of these backgrounds are cute at all.

What kind of place is this anyway? Scientist-people? You can't just drop a girl off in the middle of the street like this, what if she gets kidnapped? [That is...if she hasn't been kidnapped already - ] You know, it would definitely serve them right if-

[Suddenly remembering that this was probably a device that transmits things...] Um-! So...hi everybody! I'm Taiwan [pause] the country [longer pause] and I-i'd really appreciate it if you let me go home! Whoever you are...

W-why does this place look like something from one of America's horror movies...